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How To Reduce Your Chance Of Getting Dumped

It’s a problem when you like them more than they like you. That’s a one way ticket to hell. One of my girlfriends told me that you should marry a guy who likes you more, because as you get older it kind of evens out. I tend to agree with her theory. When I look [...]

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In Case You’re Wondering Where I Stand On Gay Marriage

I’m with them. And my views on this topic stopped evolving when I was in my twenties. Really, come on. You should know well before your fifties where you stand on important stuff like gay marriage, and whether or not it’s cool to strap your dog to the roof of your car. You don’t learn these things [...]

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Why People Who Break Up After Cohabiting Are Heroes

The NYT says there has been a 1,500% increase in cohabitation in the last 50 years. I didn’t add an extra zero on that. They also say that couples who lived together before they were married or engaged have been less satisfied with their marriage and more likely to divorce. The recent numbers look better, [...]

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How To Make Sure Your Kids Can Support Themselves

If you’re an American and you want to make more money as a couple, you should marry an Asian. Asian-American couples make more than any other interracial couple. And it doesn’t matter if you marry an Asian male or an Asian female – by just marrying an Asian you might get your golden ticket to [...]

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Supermodel On CNBC: “I Just Want To Go To Vegas”

CNBC is usually rolling in my office, on mute. I learned the mute trick when I worked on a trading floor. None of traders listened to what the people on CNBC were saying, they just watched for headlines and then turned up the volume if something big happened. I remember that the guys just liked [...]

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